00 / Labs
FlorxLabs
Things I’ve built, things I’ve open sourced, and a few I’ve killed.
01 / Live
DelayometerMeasures how late the tube, Elizabeth line and DLR actually are, every thirty seconds, and shows you where that disagrees with the status TfL is declaring. Built on TfL’s open data.delayometer.londonDomain reviewPaste in your domains and find out what’s broken, what’s about to expire, and which ones a stranger could still send mail as.domain-review.florxlabs.comRoad to LondonEvery workout on the way to the 2027 London Marathon, logged and analysed. Claude updates it after each session. It’s the infrastructure that keeps me motivated and honest against a plan.marathon.florxlabs.com
02 / Open source
repo-conformity-enforcerKept every repository on the same settings - webhooks, labels, team permissions, branch protection - across multiple large engineering organisations. It scaled from 60 repos to over 200.florx/repo-conformity-enforcer · archivedgithub-check-prod-releasesCompared a prod tag against master and reported twice a day how many releases behind each service had drifted. Sixty of them, at the time.florx/github-check-prod-releases · archivedsecrets-are-hard-demoThe docker-compose files and test data behind the Vault dynamic secrets talk and demo I did internationally for DevSecCon.florx/secrets-are-hard-demo · archived
03 / Retired
lapseguard.ioIt watched SSL certificates for renewals that should have happened and didn’t. Really it was an early Claude experiment - how fast could I get from an idea to a plan to done, with a goal loop? Fast. The need wasn’t there though: a renewal tool already makes plenty of noise when it can’t renew.retired 2026
AquaticIQA swim-specific project, extremely niche and near-impossible to test properly without a lot of manual human effort - with a Windows machine. Sack that.retired 2026
Jeeves PollA Slack polling app, built over the course of a day back when message buttons were new, and used by hundreds of big companies to settle things without a meeting. Slack moved on to Block Kit and I didn’t.retired